January 2012
December 2011
even though i never follow through with my new...
1. eat healthier: stop eating so much junk food, stop drinking sodas everyday, start eating my salads
2. be more active: run at least an hour three times a week… dance to music instead of just sitting there and eating chips?
3. study with all my abilities: CONTROL ALL URGES TO WATCH ONCE UPON A TIME, REVENGE, NCIS, CSI: MIAMI, CASTLE, MENTALIST, PROJECT RUNWAY, AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL, PAN...
i just don't know where to start cleaning
this is gonna be a long morning..
theownerofthewhitesedan:
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
the awkward moment when my mom walks into my room...
._. wuht
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
My mom caught the Christmas spirit..and gave my...
I'd love to see myself from a male's perspective.
shit i just realized that i’m not gonna have film for christmas.
Christmas Cards
Mom Dad Sister The Boys Friend Friend Friend Cousin Cousin Cousin Cousin Cousin Aunt Aunt Uncle Uncle Grandma
.______. WHY DO I PROCRASTINATE?!
i think i should get out of bed now